We write a lot of articles offering advice on what to see and do in Bangkok, but from personal experience, we think it's important for first-time visitors to know what NOT to do in Bangkok too. Thailand's culture is incredibly rich, with many social expectations and common courtesies that may differ from your home country. On the other hand, there are some common pitfalls that it's easy to fall into if you are caught unaware.
Take a few moments to brush up on what to avoid while you're out and about in Bangkok – it will make your interactions with the locals that much better and ensure you don't end up red-faced and confused because of a silly faux pas or shakedown.
Don't… get a taxi that's already parked
Around tourist hotspots, you'll sometimes see a long row of clean, parked taxis beckoning you into their air-conditioned comfort, but anyone who has spent time in Bangkok will know to avoid them and walk out into the street to flag down a moving taxi. Why? Because a parked taxi usually signifies a driver who is waiting to exploit a hapless, sweaty and confused tourist, charging them double or triple the normal rate.
Don't… forget to stand up during the King's Anthem
Showing respect to the monarchy in Thailand will win you many smiles of approval; not doing so can get you in deep water. At the beginning of a movie in all cinemas in Thailand, the King's Anthem is played and everyone will stand as a mark of respect. Not to do so is offensive and will draw stern looks from your neighbours who definitely won't share the armrest with you…or worse.
In all public places such as train stations and markets, the Thailand National Anthem is played at 8am and 6pm. You should stop walking and stand silently until it ends. Once you hear the final beat of the drum, you can immediately continue on with your day.
Don't… sit next to a monk (if you're female)
Monks must adhere to many rules from the Buddhist monastic code, including never touching a female. If you are of the fairer sex, it's a good idea to move at least 1 metre away from a monk on public transport and give them room to walk when you're out and about.
Don't… buy rounds in a nightclub, buy a bottle!
This is not a faux pas, but will certainly save you money. When in a club for a night out, do as the Thais do and buy a whole bottle to share instead of single drinks. Not only will it work out much better value (especially as you often get several free mixers), the wait staff will treat you much better.